Blushing Belle: 101 Things Brides Are Tired Of Hearing

Being a bride can be the best, most rewarding, exciting, and stressful experience of your life. There are a ton of aspects to planning a wedding, but what are some things brides-to-be are just sick of hearing? Well..

(killerstrategies)

  1. “Are you pregnant?”
  2. “Is your ring real?”
  3. “Are you going to go on a diet before the big day?”
  4. “Aren’t you a little young to be getting married?”
  5. “How much is your wedding budget?”
  6. “How many bridesmaids are you going to have?”
  7. “Can you afford a wedding?”
  8. “Are you sure you’re ready?”
  9. “Is he really the one?”
  10. “Where are you honeymooning?”
  11. “Can you afford that honeymoon destination?”
  12. “What kind of flowers are you going to have?”
  13. “You need to relax.”
  14. “You’re being lazy.”
  15. “Don’t be a bridezilla.”
  16. “Well, at my wedding…”
  17. “Calm down.”
  18. “Don’t worry about it.”
  19. “Why didn’t you hire a wedding planner?”
  20. “Why did you waste your money on a wedding planner?”
    (ask.naij)
  21. “The only thing that people care about at your wedding is the food.”
  22. “You should do something about your skin before the wedding.”
  23. “You’re aware of the divorce rate, right?”
  24. “What are you going to do if he cheats on you?”
  25. “I don’t think that’s a good “first dance” song.”
  26. “One word: karaoke.”
  27. “Don’t you think getting married is a bit archaic?”
  28. “What happens when you’re old?”
  29. “Don’t let marriage change your sex life!”
  30. “Are you still going to go out, and like have fun with your friends?”
  31. “When are you going to have kids?”
  32. “How many kids are you going to have?”
  33. “Have you picked out any names for your kids?”
  34. “I don’t think you’re ready to have children.”
  35. “Are you financially responsible?”
  36. “Prenup.”
  37. “You really think this is the person you want to wake up to for the rest of your life?”
  38. “You’ve changed since you got engaged.”
  39. “Are you ready to give up dating?”
  40. “Are you going to take his last name?”
    (pinterest)
  41. “Are you going to be a housewife?” 
  42. “Are you getting married for money?”
  43. “Do you hate having to share your stuff?”
  44. “Aren’t in-laws the worst?”
  45. “You lose your freedom when you get married.”
  46. “This is a bad idea.”
  47. “I always thought you were going to end up with ___________.”
  48. “Marriage isn’t a fairy tale, ya know?”
  49. “Do you like playing house?”
  50. “You should wait a few years.”
  51. “You haven’t been together long enough to be getting married.”
  52. “Are you going to get a bigger ring later?”
  53. “Who’s paying for the wedding?”
  54. “You should do a theme wedding!” 
  55. “Have you set a date yet?”
  56. “I know the invitation didn’t include a plus one, so I just wrote in my plus one. 
  57. “I’m going to bring my kids to the wedding even though you said not to, but I just don’t want to get a sitter.”
  58. “Don’t let kids at your wedding. They’ll ruin it.”
  59. “Are you going to be a DIY bride?”
  60. “I’ve made you a bunch of Pinterest boards.”
    (weddingsforaliving)
  61. “Do I have to bring a gift?”
  62. “How expensive is your registry?”
  63. “You’re registered where?”
  64. “I know you’re registered at Nordstrom, but I’m going to get you something from Bed, Bath & Beyond.”
  65. “I can’t RSVP right now, can I get back to you a week before?”
  66. “I feel obligated to ask, but do you need help with anything?”
  67. “Why wasn’t I your maid of honor/bridesmaid?”
  68. “I guess this is the last time I’ll see you.”
  69. “Is your mother-in law a bitch?”
  70. “Just elope.”
  71. “Weddings are stupid.”
  72. “Are you sure you want to wear white?”
  73. “Don’t invite _______.”
  74. “No one is even going to notice ____________.”
  75. “I hope you don’t have ____________ at your wedding.”
  76. “Will the DJ play this playlist?”
  77. “Don’t have Top 40 songs played at your wedding.”
  78. “I need a gluten free, meat free, sugar free food option because I’m on a cleanse.”
  79. “You should have a traditional wedding.”
  80. “Throw tradition out the window.”
    (thefrisky)
  81. “A wedding is just a party.”
  82. “You need to have a stripper at your bachelorette party.”
  83. “That date doesn’t work for me. Can you change it?”
  84. “I don’t think that dress style works for you.”
  85. “You don’t have to have such a big wedding.”
  86. “You didn’t invite enough people to your wedding.”
  87. “Why did you pick this style of invitation?”
  88. “Can I pick my seat? I don’t want to sit with _____, or _____, and definitely not _________.”
  89. “I know you sent me the invitation, but where and when is your wedding?”
  90. “You’re going to be engaged for two years? That’s ridiculous.”
  91. “You just got engaged and you’re getting married in six months? That’s ridiculous.”
  92. “What are you going to do if it rains?”
  93. “Don’t cry, no offense, but you ugly cry.”
  94. “Are you going to get your make up done? You should get a professional to do it.”
  95. “Getting married doesn’t matter, it’s just an old fashion ceremony.”
  96. “I’m going to be so broke after your wedding.”
  97. “I want to make a toast at your wedding even though I’m not in the wedding party.”
  98. “My friend is a photographer. You should hire her to do your photos.”
  99. “You need to have a wedding hashtag.”
  100. “Why are you having your wedding in _______?”
  101. “ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?”
    (broke-assbride)